whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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