in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
All the doctor said was why
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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