I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
a search helicopter?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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