i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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