discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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