I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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