He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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