some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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