Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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