She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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