I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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