Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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