so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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