Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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