You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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