He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.