Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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