He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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