yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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