So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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