You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
