you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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