And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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