physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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