Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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