Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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