Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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