So drunk its hurt
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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