I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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