Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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