For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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