i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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