why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
