just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i need some magic done to my vagina
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You did what with his pubic hair?
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