Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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