If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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