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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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