She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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