he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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