Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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