I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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