Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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