I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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