Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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