We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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