I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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