hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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