I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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