Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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