return my video game
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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