I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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