Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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