Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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