oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Randomize
