How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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