Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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