I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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